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Its my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to

November 12, 2007 on 4:33 am | In General | 5 Comments

Well It was my birthday and I turned upto the office to find a tin of strongbow, carlsberg and blackcurrent to make a snakebite in the morning wahey!!!!

I went out with good old mates in the evening to nandos, keeping it real with good quality and well priced food. Although the alcohol is a little over priced. A mate bought me the new radio 1 live lounge CD so I tried to get them to play it while we ate the food but supposedly the CD is “incompatible” with their CD system… rightttttt…

After the food we went onto a quality bar in Southend and bought a couple bottles of laurent pierre champagne. After buying a couple bottles of the champaigne and some shots they were happy to play my CD and put on some tunes which other people in the bar obviously weren’t enjoying all that much.

I went to the bar again at about 11:20pm and they wouldn’t serve me because their licence only went upto 11PM but after offering the bar guy £20 ($40) her sold us another bottle of champaigne which was cool, even if he did get all pissy about one poxy broken glass.

After the bar we went down to the casino and I logged my friends in as guests and we continued to drink ciders, shots and lagers.

I pulled one of the bouncers to a side and asked about strip clubs.. there was two He recommended and one was in Southend. Unfortunately the Southend one had already closed at half midnight so we drove to the Basildon one but when we arrived there they wouldn’t let us in because only half hour was left at the club so I offered some money to get in but they wanted £40 ($80) per person to get in, even though some other people were allowed in without hassle. So I told them they were trying to mug me off, especially since there’s only 30 mins left and it got a little lary. After two big guys and a smaller guy told me I should just leave I was happy to just say “Okay you were trying to mug me off but I know when it’s time to leave” so that was the end of my night.

It was a good birthday keeping it real in Southend