Blackhat SEO – Esrun

ukskydiving.com moan

Update: I have now made a few trips to the north london parachute centre without being able to jump. They stuff many people into each day then send a bunch home each time. AVOID THEM!

So 2 days ago I book a sky dive with ukskydiving.com who are “North london parachute Centre”.. North london my arse, it’s in March, Cambridge and cost me a ridiculous 4 hours travelling (1 hour into London then 3 onwards) and the ticket from London to March station was £77! What a joke, they want people to use public transport but its dog slow and costs a fortune. Fuck the environment, I can’t afford to care for the environment with prices like these.

The guys at the airfield said the weather has been terrible and unsuitable for days so I’m not sure why ukskydiving.com let me book it just 2 days ago knowing full well it was absolutely more than likely I’d be wasting my time and money. What a load of bollocks.

Scraping adlabs search funnels

Just uploaded a new script for scraping keywords from AdLabs search funnels, go ahead and check it out

Download: AdLabs keyword scraper

Keniki

Well Keniki, you were successful! You finally managed to get a whole post dedicated to just you on my blog

Keniki (Greg) popped up quite some time ago, I first encountered him on Matt Cutts blog and at first he seemed like your average do gooder anti-spammer, fair enough me thinks. However unlike your average spam hunter who tries to gather some proof and actual facts about spammers, this guy simply throws wild accusations around like seo is some kind of dangerous cult and hopes that he might catch something slightly along the line of truth.

According to Greg, I own several large web hosting companies, I have multiple online (well known) personalities and I’m an all round bad guy! Or to put it in Kenikis words, I’m a prick

Keniki has had a go at just about everything and everyone and has had run ins with the likes of cutts, dave naylor and seoidiot. For just a sample of this wierdos ramblings check out this Keniki post.

I have spoken to Greg numerous times on the telephone he seemed drowsy and was slurring his words. Does anyone know if he has a drinking problem? Or is he mentally ill? I couldn’t determine for sure He often posts random abusive comments at throughout the day and night and appears to set alarms for odd hours to get up purely to post a comment and then go back to sleep, that’s the way I understood it after speaking to him anyway so yeah to be fair the guy does have problems in his head. Each time I speak to Greg he says he Is going to back off and stop making up random things but each time he pops back up with more comments.

So Greg, I called you today after your most recent tirade and it seems you don’t want to speak to me anymore… you were quite obviously available and then I’m patient enough to wait and you simply hang up the call on me! Then when I call back you refuse to answer.. poor show buddy. I saw you were trying to get Seoidiot into a boxing ring, lmao! SES London is on this week, why don’t you come up and say hello to everyone? Maybe you’ll like us OR Maybe you could just do like you originally said and just move on and stop trying to harass people? No one is interested in you or out to get you (regardless of how paranoid you get), just leave people alone and everyones happy.

£1 UK domains

Just a quick post this one. Signup as a new customer at uk2.net and you can use the voucher code CJ20080331 to get a UK domain for just £1.15! Just process each domain you want as a new order and use the coupon code each time

Create unlimited gmail accounts

Well last time I wrote about a simple Gmail account creator I made and I talked about how I would be improving it and releasing updates. Unfortunately I don’t think I will be simply because I can’t be bothered. I didn’t use it myself and only made it as a little something to give out since a lot of people were talking about wanting one.

Anyway for those who encountered the limit of how many accounts they could create per IP address there is a way around it. When you create too many accounts from one IP address then google start giving you a captcha image which says “Sorry, we are unable to handle your request at this time. Please try again later.”

Make the captcha request from one IP address but then submit the signup information from a different IP. Google will only block the IP address that is used to submit the data and the IP address is only blocked from making a request to the captcha, not from submitting signup data. Therefore with just two IP addresses you can make unlimited gmail accounts. There is currently no cross checking to make sure the account used to request the captcha is the same as the account submitting the signup information.

So mod the script and go make your unlimited accounts

I couldn’t remember where I got this tip from because it was quite a long time ago but have since had a good smack round the back of the head since I wasn’t meant to out it.  Props goes out to Seocracy.

Links from oscommerce stores

It would appear that many people install oscommerce but then fail to actually implement it. If you happen to be in control of a oscommerce installation then obviously you can modify it to your requirements, including putting any links on there that you like to.

If you wanted to find other insecure or abandoned installations then you could try search google for something like:

inurl:create_account.php “Installation directory exists at”

Obviously you would then contact the owner and let them know about the problem, not just install and modify it with your own links.

Available 2 character UK domains

There are very few 2 character UK domains left available and they get snapped up pretty quick so without further delay I have provided a reasonable list below Go get yourself one today just for the hell of it :p

At the time of posting these are the ONLY 2 character UK domains (.co.uk, .me.uk, .org.uk) available to register.

• b0.me.uk
• d0.me.uk
• e0.me.uk
• f0.me.uk
• i0.me.uk
• j0.me.uk
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• u0.me.uk
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• w0.me.uk
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• 9a.me.uk
• 0b.me.uk
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• 0f.me.uk
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• 0i.me.uk
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• 0j.me.uk
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• 4k.me.uk
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• 0l.me.uk
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• 0m.me.uk
• 7m.me.uk
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• 1n.me.uk
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• 1r.me.uk
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• 0s.me.uk
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• 1t.me.uk
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• 5t.me.uk
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• 0u.me.uk
• 1u.me.uk
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• 6u.me.uk
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• 0v.me.uk
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• 02.me.uk
• 03.me.uk

Buggy driving in vegas desert

During pubcon vegas I took some time out to go driving in the desert in a one seater buggy and MJ drove a 2 seater. It was absolutely crazy but a great experience.

The company was used for buggy driving in vegas was called Sun Buggy Fun Rentals and the deal is pretty good. It’s basically $300 and they will arrange pickup and drop off at your hotel, they supply you with all the safety equipment you require and give you 2 hours of ride time(we actually got about 3) and after the drive will give you bottled water and some food. You will also be given a rather bright tshirt..

Although it was great fun and overall very worth the money, I found some of their rules a little unfair. For example if you were to roll your buggy then they will fine you $500. The thing is these buggies have heavy duty roll cages and could easily take a roll without causing any damage at all, they’re more likely to get damaged when you’re speeding over small hills and taking off and landing hard like 10 times in a row than a roll in the sand. Although it’s quite hard to roll it, it’s not impossible and we did see it happen.

vegas custom tshirt

The annoying thing is vegas is the constant ID checking. I understand that they get fined heavily if they allow underage gambling or drinking but they need to come up with a better method of checking ages than having every staff ask you for ID every 10-15 minutes because it becomes really annoying.

I got a custom tshirt made and It actually worked quite well.

It reduced the amount of people who asked me for ID to prove my age and those who did I just had to say “Are you sure? Because you’ll be killing a rabbit” and most backed off. It was quite amusing when I went back to my room and a security woman starting getting quite emotional about it and I said, well if you ID me thats what happens, and its not just a rabbit.. a puppy also dies and a little girl will be crying over her dead dog.

Good morning vegas.. maybe

Well it took me in total about 22 hours of travelling to get to Vegas. On the plane I had some giant sitting next to me so that didn’t make the 10ish hour flight from UK to Phoenix that great. I had a quick wash and change of clothes and then met up with people for drinks where mr Mike Nott was already leading the drunk race. Then we went to the Wynn and met up with everyone.

Apologies to those I was talking to in the Wynn bar last night who I told I would be right back. I actually went to find a bathroom but got distracted and decided I wanted food so i ended up stumbling across the road to treasure island and then off to bed.

I literally have no idea what time or day it is. I didn’t reset my clocks through any part of the journey so its all a mystery but my head hurts a bit.

Is anyone going to UFC? I really want to go!